Mafia seminar

Nous étions quatre, allemand et français, avec ce vague sujet de présentation pour le cour d’économie : “the dark side of industrial organization”. Nous nous sommes donc donné un nouveau nom, Toni, avons élu un capo, Toni et avons préparer ce séminaire pour former nos future soldati.
Mais avant tout une petite intro sur la musique du parrain…

Capo: How is the business, Toni ?
Sylvain: The girls are working pretty hard, but the cash machine’s still ringing ...
Phil: And what’s up with our new mayor, is he getting in our business ?
Sylvain: The mayor? Actually, he’s my best customer ... 
(Laugh...)
Capo: And you, Toni, what about the alcohol, how the booze going?
Timo: Still flowing like Chicago river... 
(Laugh...)
Sylvain: And how did you deal with those fake cheese producers of DTP something ?
Timo: Thanks Cheesus, there is no more DTP, you’ll read in the news paper tomorrow that there was a little “accident” at their factory tonight...
(Laugh...)
Capo: Hey, Toni, do you keep the snow falling on the city?
Phil: With this new Mexican supplier, we’ll got enough cocaine to make the Chicago’s winter last for several years ...
(Laugh...)
Timo: But I heard a rumor that the cops have an eye on this market...
Phil: You’re kidding, they so fond of my stuff, that it seems to be they are sniffing the white lines on the roads...
(Laugh...)
Capo: Ok, as I can see everything is running smoothly ... Time to teach the new “soldati”!

Mais avant de finir sachez que le prof s’appelle Christer Berglund et qu’il boit son café dans une chope Heintz bleue…

Sylvain: Now I’ve to raise this difficult issue, have you heard about that new teacher who has just shown up, Brister Cherglund?
Phil: Yeah, we have to make sure he gave us this five funckin’ points...
Timo: There’s one possibility, we can scare him the old fashion way...
Capo: So, be it. Let introduce him to our family ways !
(He takes the blue Heintz cup, introduce it in a plastic bag and break it with a hammer. He gives the bag to Brister)


De gauche à droite: Toni (Capo), Toni (Timo), Brister Cherglund, Toni (Phil) et Toni (Sylvain)